things I have learnt from hockey rpf:

  • the blackhawks are gay, apart from sharpy, who is married and cannot give two shits about the angst of his team
  • he’s sharpy because it gets confusing with the amount of patricks around
  • kaner and tazer are soul-bro-mates
  • kaner gets drunk a lot
  • 'toews' is pronounced 'taves', why - there's also a lake named after him
  • tazer is captain serious and can’t show feelings or emotions
  • kaner has too many feelings
  • kaner refuses to visit winnipeg
  • the d-men are sleeping with each other, and married, and maybe running away to start an orphanage
  • duncs likes metal music, and is built like a bomb shelter
  • goalies are all crazy
  • sidney crosby is jesus
  • also, he cannot show feeling - are tazer and crobsy made from the same mould?
  • geno loves him
  • geno is russian, and awesome, and has a dog and a cat
  • sidney crosby is often surprized to find he loves geno
  • there are three million staals
  • they all play hockey
  • eric is the oldest
  • he’s in love with jeff skinner
  • jeff skinner used to be a figure skater
  • he loves eric too
  • eric gets angsty over how big the age gap is
  • ebsy, nuge and hallsy are all sleeping with each other
  • most people sharing a line are sleeping with each other
  • the canucks are douchebags
  • ice hockey has no rules
  • everyone gets to punch everyone else
  • they call each other names
  • they’re all crazy emotionally conspitaed people

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